Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
I SET FIYA TO THE RAIN! wait no that aint possible what... I EVAPORATED THE RAIN!
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?
Three nuns are on their way up to heaven after having been involved in a terrible minibus crash on the Italian Alps that killed them and the driver (he went the other direction!).
As they're approaching the Pearly Gates to be interviewed by St. Peter, they are requested by an attendant to form a single line and wait. Sister Agnes is first, Sister Bernadette behind her and Sister Carmel on the end.
Finally, St. Peter approaches the nuns to determine their worthiness for entry to Heaven.
He says to the first nun: "Sister Agnes, have you ever seen the penis of a man?"
Sister Agnes bursts into tears and says: "Yes, St. Peter, I have, but please don't let this prevent me from entering the Kingdom of Heaven."
St. Peter says: "Never fear, my child. Say a thousand Hail Marys and then go over to that font of Holy Water and wash your eyes out, then you shall enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
Sister Carmel sees what's going on and taps Sister Bernadette on the shoulder, somewhat urgently.
"Pssst - hey Bernie"!, she says.
Sister Bernadette asks: "What is it?" A little annoyed.
Sister Carmel says: "Do you mind if we swap places"?
Sister Bernadette replies: "What for"?
Sister Carmel says: "Well, I wouldn't mind gargling before you stick your ass in there!"
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
What does a glass of water ask a pond? Water you doing? What does the pond answer? Pondering life.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!!!!
once there was a boat its friends said: "it's time to come back." and the boat said: "No way I don't give into pier pressure.
Booooooooooooo
Where do you get 30% of your Agua...? From AGUAfers
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
what do you call balck people in pool coco pops
what do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
