Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
How do you make holy water?
You take it to church ⛪️
what happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking? he says oh fuck fuck fuck
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?