So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet
Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says "mom come quick I'm walking on water" and the mom runs in and says I knew evon whatent yo daddy I ain't never slept with h a day my life
why do orphans like water
cuz thay drink it ;)
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
what did the retard say when the water to deep- deep deep
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
i went fishing while watching porn and my girlfriend said ''well you want my fish''and i said but your not in the water.
Astronauts just found water on mars! Mars: 1 Africa: 0
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
why did the melon jump into the lake? it wanted to be water melon.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
What do you call a fish with out eye?
a fsh
