What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
