My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
The titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Captain of the Titanic: ‘where’s all that fucking water coming from?’.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
