There is no W in the word africa just like their is no Water.
You know that i drink water right? I drink water bc of i am water water is water
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
One day a lady and her husband we re talking and it was time for dinner he got up and sat at the dinning room table and the lady brang the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him ,what s this he said (the lady said a piece of shit ....honey! Wants some water to drink
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well ... Emos do that to but when they jump they dont land in the water
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
According to scientists, there have been a discovery of water on mars. Mars-1 Africa-0
do you know wut fortnite before season 2 chapter 3/ they put the foundation/the rock in the water wher aliens were that season
A toddler, was giving her daddy a tea party She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
what would happen if a dam broke when you are on it? You would be dam unlucky
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?" "This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world.", says Johnny. The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny and says, "Now you know that's not true son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy." Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true. But one drop of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
I got caught peeing in the pool
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in
