What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What always roars, but can not talk. What always moves, but can not walk
A waterfall
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and your wet.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
What is the post man favorite fruit water-mail’in
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
What does a Mexican not like in there drink- ice
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
I went to the Dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
Sum dude: Water you thinking? Me: you drowning in my head
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
How do you clean the ocean? With tide
Are you electricity? 'cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
I was looking forward to some toast...
So i took the toaster in the bath with me
do u love water?
then u love 75% of mw
What goes up but never comes down? Water in Australia
Water What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!
