Watch jokes

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.

For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

Why are theaters popular among cows?

They enjoy watching moovies.

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.