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I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.