Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate".
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
Why are theaters popular among cows? -- They enjoy watching moovies.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
