Waste jokes
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.