Waste jokes

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.

I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.

How can toilet paper decorate your house?

Shit sticks everywhere.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

I would tell you a recycling joke.

But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

It was a complete waste of money.

He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."

A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

I once made a belt out of clocks.

It was a waist of time.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?

Sally in 13 trash cans.

What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.

What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.

In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?

I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.

12 months of training completely wasted.

What do you call a dog turd in China?

Waste of food.

You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.

My Wife: How much do you love me??

Me: Count all the stars.

My Wife: Aww, infinity.

Me: No, a waste of time.