Waste Jokes

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

let it go, LET IT GO! Blablablabla whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blablablabla my mom never bothered me anyway

I'm bored 😴 so thats why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted ur time

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

Roses are red voilents are blue when I take out the Trash I remember you

Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you

sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

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what can you say about that homeless man's life and current status? Wasted.

Wast its dar Lieblingssport eines Deutschen

I have to take out the trash but I couldn't find you

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why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee

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A guy is at his locker and a girl comes and says hey i love you and the he says ok cool she then replies and says well what do you think about are love he says count the stars and then she says oh infinity and he replies with nope its just a waste of time