Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.
Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.
The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,
The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
A guy is at his locker and a girl comes and says hey i love you and the he says ok cool she then replies and says well what do you think about are love he says count the stars and then she says oh infinity and he replies with nope its just a waste of time
where are you right now? looking at a fake joke? you are a waste of time and space.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
