What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
Waste Jokes
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
PP in the poo poo.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
