Waste Jokes

What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?

Wasted.

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?

A photo of trash bins overflowing with waste, with more trash scattered on the ground and a black piece of cloth hung on the wall.

I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.

I wasn't clean after this.

A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.

Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.

The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,

The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"

Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!

Why was the toilet angry?

Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

Hi, I have a question for you.

Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?

Yeah, sorry xD

POO I LOVE POO.

Here’s my song:

“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”

Thank you!

Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂