Waste jokes
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 馃槾 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I鈥檓 afraid it鈥檇 just be reused over and over.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
I鈥檝e just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.