Waste jokes
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
What’s worse than three babies in one garbage can?
One baby in three garbage cans.
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.
Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.
The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,
The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"
When your mom says: "Theres still something inside"
Community talk
its mal. since ik gianni is talking, i figured id get out what needs to be said. not for anyone else, but for my own sanity. idek where to start. 12 months gianni, 12. you wasted sm of my time. id stay up late at night worried sick for someone who didn't care about me one bit. i waited for someone who was spending his free time with minors. the only true thing you ever said to me is that i deserve better than the mon… Read more
Me and him are over. He was a waste of my time and is a pedophile and a disgusting person.
Don't you js love having to get into fistfights with your stepdad cause he came home more wasted than waste itself?