War

War jokes

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."

- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.