What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
why can't America play clash of clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.