What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
if WW3 starts i do infact belong in the kitchen
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Historys repeating itself. WWIII is coming and the second russia nukes the US their all getting fucked.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war *cold war*
what war game can the French win? none there always losing
Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
what is war used for (put in comments below)
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Women be like if men are gone earth would be a better place, forgets women help to create war,weapons,animal and human cruelty and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
during the great war:
*a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.* He says:"You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *he didn't stop firing*
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker
