Want jokes
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Memes
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"