Want jokes

Why did the orphan run away?

They wanted to go home.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

Why do orphans like being criminals?

Because then someone actually wants them.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?

They didn't because they ate it.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

Why are orphans never in jail?

Because they're never wanted.

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!

What is an orphan's dream?

To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

Want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.