Want

Want jokes

Country

  • I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

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  • Hide-and-seek

  • Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

    Seek and Hide: Me.

    Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

    Seek: Why do I have to be it?

    Figure: Because your name says so.

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  • Name

  • You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

    Plane

  • For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

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  • Exam

  • There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

    Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

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