Want jokes
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Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Memes
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.