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What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.