Want jokes
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.