Want jokes
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
Memes
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
I don't want to taco about myself.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?