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Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
No, I don't want to.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
I want to be a bag so we can be together.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.