Want jokes

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Why is NASA so sus?

'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

One is wanted and one's not.

Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.

Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

Why did an orphan rob a bank?

To be wanted.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they want to be wanted.

Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?

Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

Want to hear a joke?

My life. Get it?