Want jokes

Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they want to be wanted.

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.

I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because at least they can be wanted!

Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

Why do orphans want to be criminals?

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?

Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.