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Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.