Want jokes

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?

Because they wanted to drop some hoops.

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?

Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.

God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:

God: No, I don’t want to.

I forgot the joke I wanted to say.

Chat, is this real?

Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Why did the pencil want to kill himself?

He had no point in life.

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Why did the egg cross the road?

'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Want to hear a joke?

My life. Get it?

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.