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Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both want Anthony's neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?

They actually can call someone "daddy!"

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Johnny.

Johnny who?

Johnny want yo' mommy.

When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!