Want jokes

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because at least they can be wanted!

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.

Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...

Why do orphans want to be criminals?

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.