Want jokes
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
me now & go look at one of my first posts on here
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.