Want jokes

Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.

Why is NASA so sus?

'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

Why did an orphan rob a bank?

To be wanted.

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

One is wanted and one's not.

Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because at least they can be wanted!

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.

Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.