Want jokes

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!

When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

One is wanted and one's not.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."

Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.

Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?

They actually can call someone "daddy!"

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.