Want jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?

One's wanted.

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Johnny.

Johnny who?

Johnny want yo' mommy.

Are you adopted?

No.

I mean, who would want you?

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?

They actually can call someone "daddy!"

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

Why are orphans not on this?

They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!