Want jokes

Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:

1. A Lambo

2. A House

3. UR MOM

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

Kid says to genie,

"I want to be like Batman!"

Kid goes home, both of them are dead.

Are you a gun because I want to live with you?

Why are all orphans criminals?

Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Who wants to buy my new NFT?

What do you call an adopted orphan?

Wanted.

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

Do you want to hear a joke?

You.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted :)

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.