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I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Memes
When your dad asks what you want for dinner in a group chat…..
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.