Want jokes
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Memes
Lol same
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.