Want jokes
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...