Want jokes
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.