Want jokes
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."