Want jokes
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
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Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.