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    • 1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?

    2nd Person: Yeah, sure!

    1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!

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    • Chicken

    • Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.

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    • Lemon

    • I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.

    I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"

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    • Chord

    • You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.

    But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.

    And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.

    Group

    • What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

    A vowel movement.

    Doctor

    • My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

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    • Bar

    • Three Vulcans walk into a bar.

    The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."

    The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."

    The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."

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