Wanna jokes

There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"

"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"

I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?

Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:

Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Murder: Wanna play a game?

Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)

Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?

Friend: Why?

Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Me: "You wanna see my dad?"

Some kid: "Yeah?"

Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."

Some kid: "He ain't appearing."

Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."

*The kid laughs*

Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃

BOB: Wanna know a joke?

LILLY: What? Your hat?

BOB: No, my life :'(

Wanna know something funny?

Me, because I'm funny looking.

Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.

Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.

I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?

You wanna talk Kenya ;)

Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!

Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...

My life.

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

Wanna hear the car joke?

Nah, it's too fast for you.

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.