Wanna jokes

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.

Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"

What did the bulldozer say to the house?

"I wanna bulldoze houses!"

Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?

Daughter: *tooth hurty*

Dad: All right.

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."

Wanna hear a poop joke?

Nah, they always stink.

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Why do orphans rob banks?

Because they wanna feel wanted.

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

Pedophile: You dropped your candy.

Girl: Thanks!

Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.

Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?

Girl: How far is your house?

Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.

Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?

Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.

Girl:.... Sure! :P

Audience:.........Dumbass girl.

I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?

I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!

A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"

The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"

The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"

The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"

The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅

Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?

Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.

Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!