Wanna jokes
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"
To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."
Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."
The police said "How old are you?"
Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*