Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowed the prices
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Walmart (DYM 73).
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.