Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
I did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf It was only 3/5 full
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowed the prices
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Walmart (DYM 73)
police seek clues to explain walmart
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
5 five little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell of and bumped his head mamma called Walmart and walmart said
We will give you a replacement
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
