Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Walmart (DYM 73).
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
