Trump

JHaria

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

Die

Noah

Time for a random Terraria joke

Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap

Die

Noah

Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap

Poor

ILoveWalls

Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said “I found happiness through money and all of my assets.” The middle class man said “I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household.” The poor man said “I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me.” And then the wall fell on them.

Fire

Anonymous

This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall

(Do you get the joke)

(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)

Difference

Anonymous

what the difference between a baby and a brick

I brick doesn’t cry when you trow it on a wall

Baby

Anonymous

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.

Sadness

Anonymous

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. 😈😈

Toilet

wonderdragon

jingle bells, Braedyn says, “yummy” to a turd. then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall! jingle bells, Braedyn says, “yummy” to a turd. then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!

Baby

Anonymous

How many baby’s does it take to pain a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Legs

J0K35 (week 1)

Riddles not jokes

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There’s a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

and last one

What can rule, but not command?

Tell meh the answers in the comments

like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.

Number

J0K35

It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released Frick Da Police, a diss track insulting Idubbbz’s Content Cop video on RiceGum

A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice’s house and spray painted Asian Jake Paul on the wall of the front of his house.

Rice went to “meet” Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.

“WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?”

Hours later, police found 4 suspects

“Explain”

Sus 1: I don’t vandalize

Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy

Sus 3: I fucking RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol

Sus 4: I eat bricks

Police: I know who RiceGum: Who? Police: ITS-

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Notice anything in the number crowd?

Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct

Baby

Anonymous

How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Well it depends on how hard you throw them

Dwarf

Angelalala

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,… That’s a little condescending 😊

Baby

Anonymous

How many babies does it take to paint a wall… depends on how hard you throw them

Darkness

Razor

What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician

Forehead

Anonymous

Yo forehead is bigger than the wall of China

Hit

Anonymous

A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first? His lawnmower

Baby

Anonymous

On 1.April there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor out of sudden directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard he can to the wall. The mother crying and yelling "What did you do ? You killed my Baby !! Why did you kill my Baby ?". The doctor just laughes and says “April april it was already dead”.

Hahaha

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mam so fat the trump used her like a wall.

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