Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump? One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets. What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump? It just doesn't work...
how many baby's does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw them
“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”
“A broken nose..”
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
He died because he rolled to far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
My favorite pixar film: Wall-E
how Steven hawking's died he drove to far a way from the wall and the cord got unplugged
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
What has more brains then the Columbine Students? The wall behind them xD
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
Stephen Hawkins drove to far away from the wall and unplugged himself
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
is mrs wall here.No.Is mr wall here.No.Than what is holding up the walls
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
What did one wall say to the other wall
Meet you at the corner
