So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table, and a wall.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
