Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
I fucked a wall.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
