I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Why did Stephen hawking die? His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
i fucked a wall
Your mama is so fat. The wall couldn't support her picture.
Your forehead is so big I thought it was a brick wall
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
what did the fish say when he ran into a wall (dammmmm)
No no no no no no!
Your hairline looks like a brick wall
how do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it! (me like fortnite)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
