Wall jokes
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Memes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
I fucked a wall.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
No no no no no no!
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”