Yesterday on the school bus my freind infront of me said she was 41% irish and 15% Mexican then my freind siting next to me said “wow almost half leprechaun” then I said “yeah and 15 percent wall climber”
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won't squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
Your mama is so fat. The wall couldn't support her picture.
Your forehead is so big I thought it was a brick wall
What do you call Jan the 6th,? White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap
I prank called someone and I said is there a miss is wall there they said no they is there a Mr wall there they said no is there any Walls there they said no then what's holding up your billding
what did the fish say when he ran into a wall (dammmmm)
Yo mama so ugly that when the Koolaid Man busted through her wall, he said “Oh no!”
Your hairline looks like a brick wall
how do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it! (me like fortnite)
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her? She left the plunger in the toilet she put door knobs on all the walls and she rearranged the furniture
"joe biden's mom is so fat, shes very fat folks, shes so fat imma use her to build my new wall"-trump
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
What did one wall say to the other wall
Meet you at the corner
“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”
“A broken nose..”
