Walk Jokes

Me and my girlfreind were walking in the woods, HER: I am Scared ME: What do you think I feel I have to walk back alone

What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics? WALKING!

I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had to walk around the house 🏡

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years". I walked away shocked but not surprised

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked. "Daddy why are you banned from coming to elementary school?", The dad calmly replies. "Because that's how I met your mother.".

today a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid so i told him " brayden just get up and walk away."

A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.

A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...

Cashier: Is this your final purchase?

Customer: Actually, yes it is!

How do homeless people move where there living?

They pickup there box and walk away 🖕🏿

two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people

The daughter walks up to her father and he asks him “Dad can I ask you something?” The father says “Of course, what’s your question?” The daughter replies and asks “How do you feel about abortion?” The father says “Why don’t you ask your sister?” The daughter replies “I don’t have a sis-“