Walk jokes

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.

*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.

Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?

Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."

F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!

How do you kill Hellen Keller?

Take her on a walk off a cliff.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.

Yeah, that was the punchline.

What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?

WALKING!

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...

Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Can you walk the dog for me?

How do homeless people move where they're living?

They pick up their box and walk away.

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.