Walk jokes
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
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A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.