Walk Jokes

So a blind man walks into a bar.

At least he thinks so.

An Irish guy walks out of a bar....

A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"

I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just viben, he was telling ever guy that walked by if his dick was bigger then theirs they have to give him 50 bucks long story short I walked away with 100 bucks that day

Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.

A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you

if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off

So i told the officer

I cant even walk when Im sober

Walk up to a emo and say i like your cuts G

My fish died and i didnt do anything i just took my fish for a walk

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk and he was in baggy clothes and I said are you a orphan he said yeah and the orphan said what gave me away I said ur parents

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk

Me and my girlfreind were walking in the woods, HER: I am Scared ME: What do you think I feel I have to walk back alone

2 men walk into a bar no clue how they didn't see it

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years". I walked away shocked but not surprised