When I walk to school I fart
I did a walk today but I had a walk home from a walk walk today but it when
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd
why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow
Somebody told me to go to hell so I walked up to Donald Trump.
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
Why can orphans never walk home? because theres no way to go
My name is Bishal Khan and I Khant walk
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad ... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Baby: Stroll? Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL! Baby: *happily screams* Stroller: *front wheels break off* Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS Baby: Oka- CRASH
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell
because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven
Why can't Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
three gay guy walk into a bar there is only one stool left, what do they do
they flip the stool over
So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
I was walking to the store and then this boy told me "I'm an orphan and I have no money" he wanted M&Ms I gave him Family sized
i walk up to a kid i ask where his parents are and he started crying then i walked out of the orphanage
