Walk jokes
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"