Walk jokes
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."
Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.