i was walking today and i saw a emo with a noose looking up at a tree i simply said " hang on there bud!"
i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
This is a stand-up.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he's an alter boy
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid, they were still breathing so I told them to walk it off.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty”
That’s when Penaldo asked “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
Why do nuns walk in groups?. So one “ nun” can keep an eye on the other “ nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting “ nun”.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said see them boy over there In the wheelchair, ask him to walk I said, but I’m blind She responded exactly
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
I was walking this hot girl home then she noticed me then the walk turned into a run
Three men walk into a bar.. you would have thought the last one would have ducked
whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk
Two chinamen walk into a bar, the landlord says why the same face.
If Stephen Hawkins was so Fucking Smart , Why hasn't he learned to walk yet ?
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o"
when you see a depressed kid you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
A man walked into a bar....He got seven stitches.
