Yo mom so far that when she walk outside at 8am, it became Mid Night all over again.
why did the man walk into a bar. because he just broke up and he needs alcohol you dummy
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly đ school bus driver
a skeleton walk into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me and if you try to insult me i have thick skin.
A blind person walkes into a bar
Because they canât see where they are going
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesnât feel his gun anymore.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says "I am Jesus Christ." The priest says "No you are not my son." The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says "Jesus Christ your back!"
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....
A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.
It was a shitzu
