Walk jokes

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

Ethan

A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.

After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.

The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"

The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

President Lincoln

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:

Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"

Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"

Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"

Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, "I'm scared."

The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Three Vulcans walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."

The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."