Walk jokes
Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.