Walk jokes

I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.

An Irish guy walks out of a bar....

A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"

The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers, and says, "You guys should know your limits."

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.

A blonde walks into a bar.

Ouch.

A Roman walks into a bar.

He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."

A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It gets really tense.

So a blind man walks into a bar.

At least he thinks so.