What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:
Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"
Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"
Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Three Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
