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A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."

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    • I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

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    • The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.

    A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.

    Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...

    So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

    Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"

    Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

    What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

    Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

    No, neither has he.

    What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

    They hit their nose on the wall.

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    • It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

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    • Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"

    A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"