Wait jokes
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Stand? Wait. No.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Memes
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...đ¤
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Hey, letâs go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesnât walk.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.