Wait jokes
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Stand? Wait. No.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!