Wait jokes

Stand? Wait. No.

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

Oh wait, I am because she's 10.

What's the difference between my father and acne?

Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!

Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for it to turn itself in.

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.

I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.