School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any! Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage
A husband came back from business trip and found out that she was pregnant at first he got a bit suspicious but then he just ignore And hugs his wife with happiness the second when he meet his friend and tell him the news the friend just said " wait what I thought she was on pill"
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
why are orphans sad? don't ask or their parents may... oh wait carry on
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Orphan jokes aren't to made fun of. They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
I can’t wait for collage....5min. Later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself
what do plus a pee and a nut ... nut pees wait pee nuts
Make an ugly face in 3,2...STOP OMG STOP EWWWWW oh wait that’s your normal face.
Why did trump's brain cross the road to get to the other side oh wait there is no other side
What did santa use as a candy cane? Wait wait I said it wrong Ok What did santa use to do his garden....never mind
what is the best thing about gay people? They're gay about being gay even though though they're gonna get shot in the USA.Wait that rhymes!!!
Wait till the end
Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789
But Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 911
Your mamas breath smells so bad. People can't wait for her to fart.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid? Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
if ur bored punch a orphan what are they gonna do tell there parents wait they dont have any
Lets stop this its not funny oh wait the orphans are all gone with nobody 😂
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn't end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. *wait. there isn't any road bumps* *o h s h i t.*
