Vulgarity jokes

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.

Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"

cock, cock, and cum

There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.

Nancy, the throat goat!

My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.

REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

Slob on my knob.

"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."

Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.

My name is Big Dick.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.