Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
Vulgarity Jokes
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
Chupa mi polla.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.
A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”
