Vs jokes
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.