Vs jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.