Vs jokes
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.