Vs jokes
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.