Vs jokes
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.