Visit jokes
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
A woman brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.
The woman doesn't believe it and requests further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his head and leaves the room with his tail low.
The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs off quickly.
"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, "my beloved hamster is dead." "I'm sorry for your loss," the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars," says the vet. "What? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.
The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.